Day 1 - Sanders meet Cardiff, Cardiff meet Sanders

Soooooo lets start with the airplane ride which was suppose to be 6h45m

There was turbulence a few times to a point that it felt like the plan was going to break apart.

Though like 80% of the plane ride was smooth.
I couldn't sleep because it was uncomfortable having to sit up most of the time.

I felt the need to get up and stretch a few times, but i didn't.

They served one course meal with an open bar.

I only had a tiny bottle of red wine, in which i didn't even finish.

Justin slept most of the time. Good thing they played good movies so I had no reason to slit my wrist. The screen was tiny and you had a selection of movies to watch and you can see the current status of the flight and weather. Everyone has their own screen.

The plan ride was over before I knew it.

There was some trouble when we landed because the workers didn't expect us to be there for another 15 minutes

so they had to scramble to get to work

they refused to attach the thing to get out the plane

until the had the block for the wheels in place.

Justin had some trouble at customs because his passport bar code was not scanning.

Our luggage took forever to get taken off the plan because there was some power failure on the plane

to get the bags out. Bags finally came.

Than we had to get two trolleys to carry his 5 massive bags which we had to pay a pound for.

Our next travel arrangement was not for another three hours, which was the Couch Ride.

We got an advancement to pretty much the next 20 minutes bus

which cost us about 25 quid (25 pounds)

got outside and it was cold but not as cold as I thought.

Though my ears got numb in like two minutes

We was confused as to what platform to be on, but got to the right place eventually

Justin got called 'Will Smith' buy one of the bus operators lmfaaaoooo

Because we was one of the last to get on he had to remove some bags to make room for ours as we had a long ass ride ahead of us.

I slept mostly during this time though so I cant say much about the bus ride

The driving out here makes Bermuda driving seem like we don't move at all.

There was a loose screw somewhere that rolled back and forth that pissed me offfff.

Got to Cardiff and had to figure out a away to get all those bags like 100 meters from where we was.

We had to pretty much move 2 each, than stop than take another

like its some relay race.

A bus operator told us where we can get a taxi but they was being dicks.

So we called to get one. We had to do the relay thing again 

but this time we was going to have to go across the street which was full of people.

Taxi came and was no use as it was too small for all the begs. 

The driver of that taxi tried to get us a bigger taxi by waving one down but that was a failure. 

Than he had to leave as two guys came to use his services.

Some random Indian looking guy stopped to help us out name Jezz

he told Justin he was off duty and saw two black guys that
looked like they was in desperate need of help.

He came and helped to brothers out. LMFAAOOO

He gave us a ride to our hotel and Justin gave him a generous tip so he offered private services.

Taxi driver here are down to earth.

I heard him talking to Justin a bit and he cursed a few times.

Shocked me at first than I was just excited.

Got to the hotel and there was no trolleys to assist so we had to relay the bags in again.

Got to the room and it was a hell of a lot smaller than Justin thought but it was fine none the less

Stacked everything against the wall and went right out to the hotel bar and got a shot.

Than went to this Thai place but its was way too much for food so we left to go to the Mall

and OOOMMGGGG guess what happening on the side walk....

a guy spinning a fire staff YAY!!

I introduced myself after he finished and got his name but that's it.

Got in the mall walked around a bit.

They had a touch screen map/locator to help locate things

I was starving so we went to this Japanese place and got some sushi

and OMFG you would love the look of this place

I wanted to steal the wall picture. I will try get a picture for you soon

They had the conveyor belt thing with all the foods rotating

so you just grab it and they charge you based on the color of your bowl

After that we went to try get a cellphone.

Phones are free with 18 or 24 month contract mostly

but we couldn't because we didn't have a address yet

and there was some BS about having to be in the country
for like 3 months or 3 years before we can get a bill phone. 

So we decided to come back to the hotel which is like 5 minutes away.

On our way back there was this guy trying to push a car to get it started.

There was no way he was going to be able to do that, especially because the car was on a slant

Justin and i offered to help push the car to get it in gear and start. The three of us pushed while the guys wife started the car.

For all we knew they could have been stealing it, lol.

She kept starting it too early and we was running out of road.

We had like 15 feet of road left before we hit the car in front of us.

The guy shouts at his wife "wait till we get some speed before you start"' lol.

We finally get it started like 5 feet from the car in front of us.

Came back to the hotel chilled for a bit watched a bit of a movie.

I called Mark (friend from back home) to let him know I will come see him when I have my flat.

We left to go back to the mall for something that I cant recall.

I was hungry again so we went to this Italian place in the mall.

We both unknowingly ordered the exact same thing.

Food was delicious. I ordered some wine, 

which was a lot better than the ones they have in Bermuda.

It was a lot smoother.

There was this hot ASIAN waitress there yum.

She asked us for something at one point and I was shocked for some reason

to hear that welsh accent.

Took as second to call someone to let them know we wanted our bill

as they was all over the place.

Finally got the attention of the only guy waiter there and told him we wanted the bill.

A couple walks in, orders their food and we still have not got out bill.

I got his attention again and remind him that we wanted our bill.

He apologized and pretty much said he will get it right now.

Another couple walks in and orders their food and get it and we still have not got our bill.

Both couples got their food taken and just sitting and talking

and we still have not got a bill.

I called a different person, one of the girls this time and tell her

she walks over and tells the cashier

and it took like a while for that to come.

I think we was waiting for our bill maybe 45 minutes, 30 minimum.

I wasn't even angry nor was Justin. We was just confused.

Left the mall and took some next way out and got lost for a few minutes than recognized where we was.

Came back to the room and finished watching the movie.

Called Elliot (a friend out here from Bermy as well) 

He works at a night club called Glam so we went there and got in free.

There was a real DJ that actually mixed songs unlike most in Bermy. YAY!!!

Got two shots of Vodka to start the night.

Went chill on the couch to kinda observe the dance scene.

The place was wheel chair accessible, so there was like 3 people in a while chair rolling around.

I bought one of them their drink because they was way too low too be seen or heard.

I was not really feeling the night as I had not had a bath since I left Bermuda.

So i was feeling gross.

I danced a bit  with these drunk guys and started to get sweaty.

I didn't really smell bad though I just felt gross so I was not interested in hitting on anybody.

I got a few "hi's" and waves from girls.

I went sit down, and I saw this young Asian girl

So i went sit next to her

I was debating if i should hit on her or not, but i said fuck it might as well see what happens.

"You look as bored as i am. How about i buy you a drink to make this night more fun" i asked her

and she was like "WOT" i repeated myself but in a "UK" accent and she agreed to get a drink.

she said something but i didn't hear her.

So when i went to lean down and ask her what she said.

I head-butt her in the eye, i knew it was all fucked up from that point.

I thought she was going to sit there and I bring it.

Bought her a drink and she pretty much walked away instantly

I asked for her name and she told me. should have asked for her number too

oh well.

That was a fail

Met these two guys from new Zealand, they was really cool.

They showed us some semi-gay way that they say hi there or something.

Danced with these guys for a bit, 

than we all decided to go upstairs were they was playing hip-hop

and the like. I danced a lot and got a lot of attention from girls.

A few girls came to dance with me

They played some dancehall so you know me and Justin.....well no. I pretty much was dropping LEVELS

you would think I was my brother lmfao

Justin seriously needs to learn some more dancehall dances so we we can rip up the dancefloor.

I don't know how he doesn't when that's what he listens to and watches.

He failed so much with his approach to girls for some many reason all night.

I go back downstairs where they was playing the euro/techno that I liked more.

Chilled with Elliot at the bar for a bit than went back upstairs to find Justin.

Found him with the New Zealand guys.

One of them was talking to some white guy and the next thing i knew
the guy got pushed and i saw him getting pounded.

I was so confused as to wtf happened. I think it might have been over the rugby game earlier that day

as new Zealand beat Wales and he was flaunting his New Zealand shirt. 

Bouncers came in and cleared the area in lightning speed

My entire vibe was gone.

I went back down to chill with Elliot, got a lil bored standing there like a loser

so I went to the dance floor and started to dance

and this random guy taps me on the shoulder and squats down um like huh?

he wanted me climb on his shoulders, so i did

and in like 3 minutes a bouncer comes and rips me off of him hahahahahah.

My vibe at this point was really gone

so i went back to the bar to chill with Elliot

Justin soon came to join me.

Elliot asked me to go hit on some girls

But i told him i feel gross because i have not had a bath since i left

so he told me go to the bathroom and get some cologne from the bathroom attendant.

When i get in there this guy spits out a yellow ball out his mouth

i look in the urinal and saw that that yellow ball came out of the urinal. EEWWW

Than another guy picked one up and bit it with his front teeth than spat it out

I was highly disgusted. Took a piss, washed my hands dried them with the
paper the bathroom guy gave me

paid for a pack of gum and some cologne and was feeling a bit better.

Went back out to the guys.

Justin went over to 3 random girls and offered to buy them shots

None of them looked interested in him all they wanted was a free drink.

as all girls do. Soon as they took their shots they disappeared.

There was pretty much nobody downstairs anymore so we went upstairs for the rest of the night

I kinda got back in the groove and danced for a while.

Than Elliot came up and gave us our jackets as the club was closing.

We agreed earlier that night to go to a strip club because i have never been to one

and was intrigued in experiencing one. The first one we went to was closing,

the second one was open till 5 so we had two hours.

They went in and i went across the street to get some food because i was starving.

When I was inside i kept hearing someone cursing every so often.

I was like wtf?

Got outside and there were these three guys and one of them was the source of all this noise.

From the looks of it, he had Tourettes. I was so confused for a while as i stood there in aww

to see it with my own eyes. 

Finished the sandwich I bought and walked back to the strip club to meet Justin and Elliot.

I was not all that pleased at first. there was no girls on poles all over the place

Just lots of women with very little clothing walking around.

Few minutes later a girl starts to work the pole.

She done pretty good. I was just watching in amazement. Took off her bra

and I was like WOW those are natural and beautiful. i didn't get aroused by it.

I just grew to respect her.

I have been told by a girl in Bermuda that its pretty hard to do some basic moves on a pole.

When she finished she came to ask those two for a private show. They was not interest so they asked me.

I was like "hmmmm yah sure why not. Might as well see what its like"

Cost me 20 pounds. I knew in my mind that this was a stupid idea because I cant touch

but she done really well. She danced with a top and bottom on for a minute or two

than she removed her top and bring her breast like a inch away from my face

 I gave her faces like biting my lip, nodding my head etc

then she takes of her panties. I was like um wow. I was not expecting that.

She danced a bit fully naked than it was over.

Went back chill with the guys and like 5 minutes later someone asked if we wanted a dance.

This went on all damn night with girls asking us for dances.

Two of them at one point came and asked together then made us an offer of "Two for One"

Justin accepted the offer so i said fuck it lets go.

Justin was on a chair a couple feet away from me.

Paid the 20 pounds and off came her bra like instantly

There was a girl dancing with this guy next to me

and my dancer smacks the other dancers ass.

Took me a few seconds to realize what just happened.

She was grinding and moving her hips as one would.

My arms was on the arm of chair and she removed them,

so she can climb on them and work some more

She got down, bent over and removed her bottoms

At this point it was expected but what wasn't expected
was to see her play with herself then lick her fingers.

Sorry, maybe i should have left that out?

Than her and the other girl changed places and started dancing.

The moves were almost the same.

When it ended both of them kissed me on the corner of my mouth

I was so confused about that.

I went back out to Elliot with Justin.

Justin got convinced to go back in again.

I refused to pay anymore for a dance.

Was not worth it. Yes it was very much entertaining but its not worth it

Why pay to tease yourself?

I bought a drink for me and Elliot while we sat and waited for Justin

and like i said there was dancers asking us for private shows every five minutes.

Justin was in there for a while then came back by this time the place was closing.

He left to got to the rest room, i followed and there was another bathroom attendant there.

Elliot walked us home through some next route.

Justin pretty much crashed a little after we got there.

I staid up for a bit got a shower and went sleep.