This was one crazy night that started off with just one drink. I am going to give you as much info as possible and try not to give you unnecessary details. There was so much stuff that happen this night. It started of with a chill day at the bar than ended with me going home with yet another joyful night out.
We started the day at Gassy Jacks as we always do. Everyone was not with use at this time though, not yet. It was just Paul, Matt, Stu, Ang, Daniel Bond (previously stayed here) and myself. Everyone got their pint after waiting a good ten minutes because it was only one bartender. We set near a window with frost. Ang, Stu and I ordered food which we would not see for 45 minutes. So we are all just talking for a bit than Matt leaves to call someone. Comes back to say he will be here in a bit. Sits back down and like 10 minutes later he notices that something is in his pint. Now mind you none of us touched his drink. It looked like someone shot their jizz in there. So he went get a replacement. Food came soon as he left so I took his seat so i can eat at the table properly. When i was eating, I couldn't help but feel the need to write something to a friend so I can take a picture an email it to them. So I did, and they loved it. Sorry I cant show you think pic. It is too personal. We soon switch tables.
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| Looks upside down but it's not. That table is on the ceiling. |
We get to the Crwys pub, get carded, get our drinks than go to the back so these guys can have a smoke and mingle some more. Some of our flat mates was to come meet us here in a bit. They have been busy with other things. Justin was in a class to get a license to teach English. Roger Soon comes with a haircut and tells us about how he was fingering this woman at the barbershop lmfao. We stay out here for a bit than go back inside. Got some more drinks and set off for a bit. A few minutes later Justin, Kelly and Dr. Bird join the group.
Then something totally awesome happened. Matt did something I have never seen done before
Check it out......
3 Glasses.....
4 Glasses.....
5 Glasses!!!!!!
He said he has stacked up to eight glasses before in a pub. If thats not impressive I don't know what is. We were at the this pub for maybe two hours. We all go back to the flat because everyone pretty much was done for the night.
Here is a couple pics of what happened on our way back to the flat .......
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| His ass was out for a good ten minutes at least NOT I. Too damn cold to be doing that. |
....and someone pissed in a trash can LMFAO
We reached our flat making bunch of noise as people that have been drinking usually do. Someone in the group thinks of the most brilliant thing to do. Can you guess what it is?
HIT THEMSELVES IN THE HEAD A FEW TIMES WITH A POT!!!!!
I bet WTF just popped in your head because it did for me. They did it so much that it dented the pot.
Hee - fucking - larious.
Matt and Roger wasn't ready to call it a night nor was Justin and I. So we all left to go back out to a club called "Live lounge". Was in line for a good bit. Got in and it was wild. I was liking the vibe. Danced with a few people, drank, you know the usual. Everyone decided to move upstairs for a bit at some point so I followed because I didn't know where the hell I was, my phone was dead so no GPS and I don't think I had my keys either. I saw Roger sitting with some girls so I went to join him. I set next to this semi cute girl who I was told was on the chubby side.
YES TOLD!!!
I had consumed a good bit of Jack Daniels by this time. Something happens....
I honestly don't remember how this happened but all I remember was sitting next to this girl for a bit and a couple minutes later her face is next to mine like she wanted to kiss me, so of course I did. From that moment on we were pretty much eating each others face off for at maybe 10 minutes. I pulled away from her a couple times. She kept grabbing me soon after to go back at it. Than all of a sudden she stops, grabs a soda and pours it on Matts head . He must have come join us I guess when I was busy. I was so confused as to what happen. Than all the girls left. I thought I had finally got somewhere.
Matt and Roger kept going out to smoke so I followed as they were my ticket home. I spoke to a girl a couple girls when I stood or set out in the cold waiting for these guys to finish their fags. I should have got their numbers. I always forget to get numbers because I usually out just to have a good time. At some point of the night I got to see the asshole side of Justin. I was standing in front of him and a couple people was walking in front of me. Unfortunately I am not a ghost that can walked through so I did what all things do when something comes between two objects. I moved back pushing into him a bit. He gave me this "wtf, homophobic look" I was so confused as to what that was about. I pretty much just kept my distance away from him for the night. I met a
We pretty much stayed all night till they closed which was I think about 4.
It was another wild night in the books of living in Cardiff.
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